Los Angeles, CA — If getting older has taught Mitch Pickering anything, it's that you can't hold onto the past. "I was just spending all this money on a losing battle." After years of fighting that battle, he's finally ready to allow nature to take its course. His yard is going bald — but that's okay! … Continue reading Greener Grass: Los Angeles Man Learns To Accept Balding Yard
Seattle, WA — There is nothing immediately striking about Alex Tapper. A 32-year-old sales associate at Office Depot, he's a slight man with a growing bald patch on his crown. He likes movies, hard cider, the occasional visit to Best Buy ("I just like to see what they have"), and his wardrobe is comprised almost entirely … Continue reading Man Who Doesn’t Like Chocolate May Hold Genetic Key To Not Being Disgusting Hog
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Bed Bath & Beyond — Detailing the numerous benefits of negative ions or whatever, a recent report from The National Science and Technology Council says that a block of salt available for purchase at local retailers can improve your health, somehow. "What we understand, if we're getting the basic gist of it, is that this hollowed-out … Continue reading Report: Area Rock Has Healing Properties Or Some Sh*t
Denver, CO — Not all heroes wear capes. For some, like Russell Higgins, it’s all in a day’s work. Russell, age 56, has spent every weekend at the local Regal Cinemas for the better part of 20 years. A self-proclaimed cinephile and craft beer enthusiast, he just can’t seem to stay away from the silver … Continue reading Doing His Part: Denver Man Spends Weekends Shushing Teens At The Movie Theater
Detroit, MI — Citing numerous safety concerns and reported defects, all-powerful deity and Fluff News reader God Almighty announced a compulsory recall on all human life today. The announcement comes on the heels of roughly 40,000 years of human recklessness and cruelty. In the official statement, a representative from the Heavens informed all of creation that currently living humans … Continue reading God Issues Recall On Mankind
by Mark C. For me, Father's Day isn't about gifts or cards. It's about spending time with my kids. And as much as I appreciate you wanting to treat me for the day, it was way too nice out to not break out the grill. So why not? You can get the dishes! But, as … Continue reading Editorial: There’s Still Plenty Of Meat Left On Those Bones, Son
