Police Chief: “But What About All Those Wholesome Ice Cream Videos? Those Were Cute, Right?”
Area Woman Somehow Manages To Acknowledge Looting Problem Without Feelings Toward Murder Being Diminished
Opinion: I Actually Believe Every Protester Is Taking Part In The Destruction of Property. No, I’m Not Lying! No, I’m Not Saying This To Excuse Myself From An Honest Dialogue! I Argue This In Good Faith! Really!
Area Woman Ready To Get Back Out There And Let The Cruel Disorder Of The Universe Select A Partner For Her
“Prophet” Predicts End Of World In 5 Billion Years
Mark Zuckerberg To Hackers: Recent Password Leak Wasn’t Real, So Don’t Bother Trying Any Of Them
Pillow Talkin’ with P@: Volume 1
Director of 2018 Film ‘First Man’: “We Faked The Moon Landing”