Area Woman Ready To Get Back Out There And Let The Random Workings Of The Universe Select A Partner For Her

Indianapolis — Love is a tricky game, and no one knows this better than Nia Henderson. After her last relationship ended in heartbreak, she wasn't sure she would ever find the one for her. "You spend all this time with the same person, you make plans together, your whole future is laid out in front … Continue reading Area Woman Ready To Get Back Out There And Let The Random Workings Of The Universe Select A Partner For Her

So-Called “Prophet” Predicts End Of World In 5 Billion Years

Washington, D.C. — In news reminiscent of 1999's Y2K panic and 2012's doomsday craze, yet another charlatan is making headlines for "predicting" the end times. This time, our own Sun — which is 93 million miles away, mind you — will be the culprit. "Data suggest our Sun will become a red giant toward the … Continue reading So-Called “Prophet” Predicts End Of World In 5 Billion Years

Mark Zuckerberg To Hackers: Recent Password Leak Wasn’t Real, So Don’t Bother Trying Any Of Them

Silicon Valley — In a formal statement to Facebook's userbase and shareholders, Mark Zuckerberg now insists that Facebook didn't actually store millions of users' passwords in readable format, and that their early-week disclosure of the mistake was "just part of the joke." "It was a fake list! Come on, of course we wouldn't store your logins … Continue reading Mark Zuckerberg To Hackers: Recent Password Leak Wasn’t Real, So Don’t Bother Trying Any Of Them

Pillow Talkin’ with P@: Volume 1

Welcome to the first installment of Pillow Talkin' with P@, where Fluff News Senior Dating and Relationships Expert Pat Ralston indulges your deepest curiosities about love, dating, and all the fluff in between. If you would like your anonymous question to be featured in the next Pillow Talk, drop us a line at senorfluffer@gmail.com. "Dear … Continue reading Pillow Talkin’ with P@: Volume 1

Director of 2018 Film ‘First Man’: “We Faked The Moon Landing”

Hi, I'm American film director Damien Chazelle. As my career has blossomed over the past few years, I've made my mark as the creative vision behind critically acclaimed films La La Land and Whiplash. But it is my most recent film, the true account of the Apollo 11 mission which saw Neil Armstrong's first steps on the … Continue reading Director of 2018 Film ‘First Man’: “We Faked The Moon Landing”

Ironic Jean Shorts “Actually Pretty Comfortable,” Reports Aging Millennial

Columbus, OH — Laughing along with friends at his Saturday barbecue, Ben Varner, 31, says the jorts he wore today as a gag are "actually a lot cozier than you'd think." "Yeah, me and the guys always liked to poke fun at our dads for wearing them, so I figured I'd grab a pair for kicks … Continue reading Ironic Jean Shorts “Actually Pretty Comfortable,” Reports Aging Millennial

Editorial: If It’s Too Hot For You, It’s Too Hot For Me, Blah Blah Blah

By Señor Fluffer I'll just get this out of the way now: Joe didn't leave me in the car, I got in on my own. I was just trying to make a point. Okay? Moving on. As I'm sure you're well-aware by now, we're having a bit of a heatwave in Los Angeles. When I … Continue reading Editorial: If It’s Too Hot For You, It’s Too Hot For Me, Blah Blah Blah