God Issues Recall On Mankind

Detroit, MI — Citing numerous safety concerns and reported defects, all-powerful deity and Fluff News reader God Almighty announced a compulsory recall on all human life today. The announcement comes on the heels of roughly 40,000 years of human recklessness and cruelty. In the official statement, a representative from the Heavens informed all of creation that currently living humans … Continue reading God Issues Recall On Mankind