Man Who Doesn’t Like Chocolate May Hold Genetic Key To Not Being Disgusting Hog

Seattle, WA — There is nothing immediately striking about Alex Tapper. A 32-year-old sales associate at Office Depot, he's a slight man with a growing bald patch on his crown. He likes movies, hard cider, the occasional visit to Best Buy ("I just like to see what they have"), and his wardrobe is comprised almost entirely … Continue reading Man Who Doesn’t Like Chocolate May Hold Genetic Key To Not Being Disgusting Hog

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Report: Area Rock Has Healing Properties Or Some Sh*t

Bed Bath & Beyond — Detailing the numerous benefits of negative ions or whatever, a recent report from The National Science and Technology Council says that a block of salt available for purchase at local retailers can improve your health, somehow. "What we understand, if we're getting the basic gist of it, is that this hollowed-out … Continue reading Report: Area Rock Has Healing Properties Or Some Sh*t

God Issues Recall On Mankind

Detroit, MI — Citing numerous safety concerns and reported defects, all-powerful deity and Fluff News reader God Almighty announced a compulsory recall on all human life today. The announcement comes on the heels of roughly 40,000 years of human recklessness and cruelty. In the official statement, a representative from the Heavens informed all of creation that currently living humans … Continue reading God Issues Recall On Mankind

Editorial: There’s Still Plenty Of Meat Left On Those Bones, Son

by Mark C. For me, Father's Day isn't about gifts or cards. It's about spending time with my kids. And as much as I appreciate you wanting to treat me for the day, it was way too nice out to not break out the grill. So why not? You can get the dishes! But, as … Continue reading Editorial: There’s Still Plenty Of Meat Left On Those Bones, Son

Fraternity Brothers Stumble Upon Budding Music Festival

Los Angeles, CA — With Summer in full swing, friends like Brett Swan, Kade Price and Matt King are always on the lookout for the next adventure. So when they discovered a music festival campsite downtown, they couldn't wait to join the party. "We must be really early!" says Brett, noting the lack of stages. Brett, … Continue reading Fraternity Brothers Stumble Upon Budding Music Festival

Brush Fire Miracle: Area Smoker Relieved He Left Benedict Canyon When He Did

Los Angeles, CA — Frank Hernandez doesn't usually consider himself a lucky man. But when news broke of a brush fire spreading in the hills of Benedict Canyon, he couldn't help but feel grateful he left the area when he did. "Crazy, I was just up there," says the habitual smoker. "Sounds like I got out … Continue reading Brush Fire Miracle: Area Smoker Relieved He Left Benedict Canyon When He Did