So-Called “Prophet” Predicts End Of World In 5 Billion Years

Washington, D.C. — In news reminiscent of 1999's Y2K panic and 2012's doomsday craze, yet another charlatan is making headlines for "predicting" the end times. This time, our own Sun — which is 93 million miles away, mind you — will be the culprit. "Data suggest our Sun will become a red giant toward the … Continue reading So-Called “Prophet” Predicts End Of World In 5 Billion Years

The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse Announce New Rideshare Service

San Francisco, CA — The Four Horseman of the Apocalypse announced this week that they are stepping into the ridesharing arena with Uber and Lyft, offering what they describe as a "unique blend of digital ride-hailing, horseback recreation and Holy Retribution." As of Tuesday, anyone with a smartphone in the Bay area can download NEIGH, request a … Continue reading The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse Announce New Rideshare Service