The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse Announce New Rideshare Service

San Francisco, CA — The Four Horseman of the Apocalypse announced this week that they are stepping into the ridesharing arena with Uber and Lyft, offering what they describe as a "unique blend of digital ride-hailing, horseback recreation and Holy Retribution." As of Tuesday, anyone with a smartphone in the Bay area can download NEIGH, request a … Continue reading The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse Announce New Rideshare Service

Nation’s Conspiracy Theorists Mourn Recent Death of Elvis Presley

Memphis, TN – It’s a warm, quiet afternoon at Graceland. The Sun sets on a somber gathering of Elvis Presley conspiracy theorists, who, when the daylight fades, begin their planned candlelight vigil while humming a slowed-down rendition of The King’s rock 'n' roll hit, “Hound Dog.” The men remove their tinfoil out of respect for their … Continue reading Nation’s Conspiracy Theorists Mourn Recent Death of Elvis Presley