God Issues Recall On Mankind

Detroit, MI — Citing numerous safety concerns and reported defects, all-powerful deity and Fluff News reader God Almighty announced a compulsory recall on all human life today. The announcement comes on the heels of roughly 40,000 years of human recklessness and cruelty. In the official statement, a representative from the Heavens informed all of creation that currently living humans … Continue reading God Issues Recall On Mankind

The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse Announce New Rideshare Service

San Francisco, CA — The Four Horseman of the Apocalypse announced this week that they are stepping into the ridesharing arena with Uber and Lyft, offering what they describe as a "unique blend of digital ride-hailing, horseback recreation and Holy Retribution." As of Tuesday, anyone with a smartphone in the Bay area can download NEIGH, request a … Continue reading The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse Announce New Rideshare Service